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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, Katrina hit, and Irene was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and I’d rate Katrina a 3, she’d be like, “Why am I rated so low?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, “Irene, I can’t invite you, because you’re category 1.” I mean I couldn’t have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wiping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in August, and now I guess she’s destroying the entire East Coast. 

awe my claim to fame :’)



tags: lorax  onceler 

Why did i choose the lorax for my project  




idk i changed my avatar because maybe if people saw I was human they’d like me




I’m doing a project on the Lorax doing a rhetorical analysis on the book for AP Lang and I got sidetracked like idk why weird right like how would i get distrac-

..well.




first time i posted in more than 6 months????




matters-from-ashes:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

A Disney reference in a Disney post. We have achieved a post singularity event.
( a room full of scientists applaud and shake hands)

matters-from-ashes:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

A Disney reference in a Disney post. We have achieved a post singularity event.

( a room full of scientists applaud and shake hands)




one day I’ll be famous you’ll see you’ll all see






so I’m going to become famous now because I got photoshop I just thought I’d keep you all updated thankz